righthandof____ (righthandof____) wrote in omg_fullmetalrp,

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Sooo... Alphonse.

You know, I actually hate the desert. It's full of sand, which is coarse and rough and gets everywhere. Unlike you.


I'm pretty sure this is a sucky metaphor, isn't it? Anyway, I'd like to discuss the future.

First off, I'm going to do anything possible to get you a new, organic body so we can, ah, consumate our love. -_^ Do not say that it is not possible, for it IS! I shall do anything so that we can stay together... always!

Second, I hope you don't mind if I'm all that loyal when it comes to, ah, fleshly matters. TRUE LOVE IS FOR ONE PERSON... but lust tends to drag you into wild orgies.

Which isn't a bad thing.

Thirdly, I'm giving up on my mission from God. Yeah, I never wanted to be 'God's messenger, anyway. I always wanted to be... a lumberjack! Swinging through the trees of Northren Drachma!

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day!


But that's not the point.
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*goes to the nearest bar and orders the strongest drink in the place*

Kimblee, I'm coming with you.
It's great to know I have friends I can count on.
Umm...how are you gonna get an 'organic' body for a suit of armor? From what I heard, you can only get it by using renkinjutsu and poking your head into some kind of gate and pull out the stuff you want to pull out...
And...you want to be a lumberjack? Oh yeah..it might be handy...from what I heard...
*goes off trying to find Mr Wu and young master*
Really? YAY! AL, I FIGURED OUT HOW TO GET YOUR BODY BACK... well, not exactly, but I've got a vage idea of it. :D

I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wildflowers! I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars! :D



*begins to order another round, thinks for a minute, and leaves*